Did they pep-talk you to follow your passion? Welcome to the corporate platinum donkey club, time to transform from human to zombies.
And you spent hours in those useless meetings? That is some start!! You could better sit down with a drunkard and hear him vent out. There are chances that you might hear something sensible.
At least those external consultants mint money out of plain air by proactively throwing bullshit on your boss before he does.
Employees are assets you said. True, hence you depreciate, feels your boss.
You cannot escape shit. Instead why not take a satirical look at things?
In Mission, Vision and Bullshit, Yaagneshwaran takes a satirical view of the corporate world and the hypocrisies of the top management. The book helps you the see the funny and lighter side of the management fads, grapevines, rewarding systems, re-orgs and all the bullshit that will be forced upon you, being in the corporate world.